Jokes in Translation

"jsmizira" (jmizira) 01/05/2014 at 02:06 • Filed to: None

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So my sister just came back from the Middle East and told me this joke in Arabic. Here it is roughly translated.

So a farmer buys three chickens. And the next day he goes out to them to collect the eggs. The first chicken gives him 4 eggs as does the second. Then he goes to the third and only gets two. The farmer yells at the chicken, saying "why did you only make two eggs when they made four each?" The third chicken says "hey! Cut me some slack. I'm a rooster!"

vdub_nut: scooter snob > jsmizira 01/05/2014 at 02:12

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Middle East confirmed for humorless.

jsmizira > vdub_nut: scooter snob 01/05/2014 at 02:15

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The joke is meant to be told in Arabic. It implies a cock.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > jsmizira 01/05/2014 at 02:27

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I got one too!
this has been modified with different political figures, so it would make a bit of sense to ya'll
(also, do not take this to heart. it's a joke . let me repeat that IT'S A JOKE! this does not represent my opinion at all)
ok so:
George Bush, the pope and a kid are flying in a plane.
suddenly, the plane starts falling.
The realize they only have 2 parachutes, and start to argue
George quickly says: "I was a president! A pioneer of many ideas! I am also a genius and deserve to live!" With that, he jumps.
The pope now tells the kid: "Son, you are young, and I old. you have a family, I don't, so go jump, and live!"
The kid looks at the pope for a sec, and says:
"Old man, That genius just jumped out with my fucking backpack!"
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ok I'm gonna see myself out guys...

YSI-what can brown do for you > vdub_nut: scooter snob 01/05/2014 at 02:28

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Let me tell you an Indian joke.

So there was a donkey and then it went to a farm and died

*Laugh now*

vdub_nut: scooter snob > YSI-what can brown do for you 01/05/2014 at 02:32

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Huehuehuehuehuehue

jsmizira > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 01/05/2014 at 02:41

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I've heard this as well... In Arabic

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jsmizira 01/05/2014 at 12:02

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I call BS. I've raised chickens and they only give about 4 eggs for every 5 days.

jsmizira > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/05/2014 at 15:15

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Srsly? Joke. Jooooooooke. Joke. Capiche? K? Good.